3 Haikus

This dog is really great,

Wow, this is such a great dog,

Man, what a good dog.

Panama is not

A man, a plan, or a canal.

It is a country.

Sometimes I wonder

If Barack Obama's house

Is just a big party.

$39.79

Oo.  There are gummy bears on the floor.  

Gummy bears originated in Germany, where they coated real bears in sugar.  This method was found to be ineffective, so they tried shouting at the bears to lower their self esteem, only to find that this process made them no gummier.  Fortunately, these laughably obsolete methods were cast aside, and gummy bears today are procured in much the same way as they have always been:  through praying.