I forgot what a tog is, but I'll never forget you.

Somebody read my blog.

Unprecedented.

You may leave comments, but keep it content-free. And cryptic.

In the year 1892, Jon Smith landed in America and invented colors. At first, he only invented three colors - Red, White, and Blue - which thus became the colors of the American flag (Canadians, impatient, made their flag before blue was finished). Soon, it was discovered that by combining these colors in just the right quantities, one could create the sound of horns, hot bass lines, and switch the downbeat and the upbeat. And thus the age of big pimpin' arrived. The next year, Ben Franklin discovered electricity, creating the color yellow. Then Ben Franklin was bitten by a radioactive Mexican wrestler, which caused him to grow big and powerful, creating the color green, which allowed for such innovations as Godzilla, frogs, and green tea, which had previously been colored purple.

Would you make a log of my blog?

I will make a blog of your log.  

What is a tog?  

Neat.  I'm going to use that in conversation, starting now.  

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Oo.  There are gummy bears on the floor.  

Gummy bears originated in Germany, where they coated real bears in sugar.  This method was found to be ineffective, so they tried shouting at the bears to lower their self esteem, only to find that this process made them no gummier.  Fortunately, these laughably obsolete methods were cast aside, and gummy bears today are procured in much the same way as they have always been:  through praying.  

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Some of the most helpful advice I ever received was, "You can never use too much butter."  I can't say it was very helpful, but when I weigh it against everything else, it stacks up rather well.  

I feel the need to actually chronicle my various adventures in here.  But that would threaten this gloriously content-free atmosphere.  Which is probably against the law.  My law.  

Also, I haven't had any adventures.  

La.  

This is just like a game for me.

If I keep posting, maybe I'll get the high score.  

I can really do anything.

This one's about trees.  

I like trees,
But some are full of trees,
And although I think that that's just dandy
And sometimes even handy
I question
That God's decision to allow bees to inhabit arboreal life was the best one.  

Now that all of my personal information is on the internet, I guess I'm a wanted terrorist.  Oh, well.  

How many tags can I put on a post?

Let's find out!