Saturday, September 10, 2011

Blogging is what happens

when you're not busy making other plans.  

Thursday, February 24, 2011

The Seventh Toad

Every pickle I wear today
Is a pickle of you.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Thursday, January 27, 2011

New Entry

January is spaghetti month. Are you excited? All posts made during January have been brought to you by Spaghetti. Spaghetti and Communism. A very delicious combination.

A poem, in free verse:

A bird is on the Windowsill
For his Tax returns.

He Stops
And looks
At his watch,
Which is a Knock-off
But resembles a Rolex.

A storm rises
In the East.
He Raises his head,
Sipping his diet soda.
Any Moment now, it will come.

A gust of wind.

He opens the mailbox

There is a bill.
There is a coupon.
There is an LL Bean catalog.

He takes it
And marches into the Shadows.
He will Buy some long underwear
And a new Tent.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

What to do with a walrus

Dear blog,

I need some friendly advice. I have a walrus, now, and I don't know what to do with it. It is not a physical walrus, per se, but it is taking up a lot of space in my room, which I usually keep clear so that I may fit a walrus, if one arrives. I have tried feeding it and bathing it, but it does not respond to physical phenomena but only to distinct spiritual wave vibrations generated mostly be listening to 2 Live Crew. And I am getting very sick of 2 Live Crew.

Has anyone else ever experienced this situation before? If you have, please comment with help and suggestions! I could really use the advice and support.

That's all. Holla to all my peeps in D6! You keep it rockin' like a dockin'! lol

Walter Benjamin

Friday, January 7, 2011


This blog is dying. I wasn't sure, but now I know, since it says so, though I can't say where. Perhaps through its ear or tenderloin. You'll never know for sure. But you can know for uncertain.

That is why I am going to post twice. Once now, and once directly before now.

The label for this post will be completely absent, in respect for the departed.