Or was he?

Yes.  Yes he was.  

The Book of Revelations

From this day forward, this blog will be very religious.  We'll be sure to mention Jesus a lot and use the royal we.  Gaps between posts are not laziness, they are prayer breaks.  Yes, yes, yes.  And no.  No, to that one.  But also yes.  

I would like to offer you a psalm.  But I can't.  

Here is where I would write the psalm:  






It's very pretty.  It's too bad that no one will get to read it again.  

I would like to offer a palm.  But I can't.  

Here is where I would put the palm:  Everywhere.  

I considered eating a lot of food today, but instead I just did it.  Thinking only makes you feel so full.  Jesus can do the rest.  Jesus and food.  Food and Jesus.  

The more animals that I mention in this blog, the more points I score.  How many pants do you have?  Do you have as many as I do?  If so, how did you score them?  

Jesus was a cougar.